Lizzie’s Parodies

Issues - Tissues

I’ve got a cold and no tissues

I don’t think I should really have kissed you

Damn my nose it has issues

Don’t know if I should stay or buy tissues

Originally by the Saturdays

And the moral of the story is…..

Always carry tissues, its essential

2009

A lot has happened.  There is a new president.  That is very important cos he’s like King of the World because the USA is big or something (Mr Whelans assemblies are confusuing).

I find a lot of things confusing.

Chemistry.

Maths.

French.

Most subjects actually.

You are what you eat.  Sometimes I wonder what that womans been eating, probably like sweat or something.  I bet she smells

Madonna.  I reckon she smells of horse and Fish.  Shes like 90 but runs around in her pants.  Lovely. ??

The Ting Tings

Lady Ga Ga.  Ga Ga Goo Goo

Gossip.  When your a girl it is the rules to know all the gossip but gossip confuses me and i get mixed up so I just pretend I know when people are gossiping about gossip.

Mondays.  When I’m Priminister Lizzie of the world, I’m gunna get rid of Mondays.  Three day weekends and Monday willl be renamed Lizzieday.

DT.  I hate boxes, esspecially ones with nails in them.

Also in world news, I dunno who won Big Brother.  I reckon the people in there were more famous before they went in.

They got a new judge on Britains Got Talent.  Simon Cowell likes drooling over ladies, if I was him I would get my hair cut cos hes got no chance with that mouldy hair.  Then they got rid of the new judge.  What a twist!  I couldn’t contain my excitment.

Lizzie

Toes

I like Toes

Kerry Katona

Kerry Katona is weird.  She is also probably very cold.  It’s very cold outside at the moment so spending all your time in a shop that sells frozen food (when she’s not getting drunk on this morning) isn’t the best of ideas .  And you know who she’s sitting in Iceland with.  Coleen Nolan

What’s the world coming too?

Coleen Nolan

I don’t know who she is. I think she’s on Loose Woman or something.  Whenever you open a magazine or the newspaper or watch an advert on the TV she’s always in there and its weird because I think there are a lot of other people like me who don’t know who she is so it’s odd how you always see her everywhere.

Yesterday,  I was looking in one of my mum’s lady magazines (I was very bored) and she has her own section, is on the front of them and is going to be in the next series of Dancing on Ice.  I’m still not completely sure who she is.

That’s another thing I don’t like - Dancing on Ice.

??????????

Lizzie x.

Music I don’t like

I don’t like N-Dubz.  They are scary.  I don’t like Lady Ga Ga because she has a silly name.  I have the same problem with the Ting Tings.  I also think they’re a bit strange because if someone doesn’t know my name then I will just tell them what it is.  Except for Miss Anderson who thinks I’m called Roz.  I hate Westlife, the only reson being because they are very very bad.  Boyzone are just an older and even rubbisher version.  It’s a good thing that JLS didn’t win the X factor because then they would also be on this list. 

But what I really don’t like is all those annoying American Bands that are a bit over the top.  Ones like Fall out boy, Panic at the Disco and above all MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.  They have a really over the top name with over the top out fits and then rubbish songs.

I also hate musicals, Hip Hop, Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers. 

I don’t really mind her but Duffy’s a bit weird

Lizzie  x.

Hello

Today I am going to post about trolls.  Trolls live in troll holes usually in Bristol.  They are short and squashed looking and generally have green hair.  They are partial to warts and usually have hairy arms and chins.  They are quiet creatures and normally live alone or with other trolls.  They like nothing more to settle down with a hot cup of thick mucas.  Generally they enjoy a good episode of Miss Marple but there are some (and this isn’t many) that will prefer Holby City.  Of course a trolls little heart isn’t quite strong enough to manage the stressful and fast paced hospital drama that is Casualty.  But most trolls like a good mystery to solve.

by Lizzie

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