I’m a bit confused

Posted by Lizzie on Mar 22, 2009 in Uncategorized |

Jade Goody is dead. It wasn’t reall a shock because she’s been going on about dying for a while now. I don’t really know what Jade Goody did but she was really famous and celebrities are all being sad that she is dead. I think they’re just trying to make out they’re sad because it makes them feel like a good person because celebrities have no soul.

How funny was the OK magazine tribute. ‘Jade Goody, 1981-2009′ That wasn’t the funny part, the funny part was how it was published before she was even dead.

Kerry Katona is also famous for nothing much. She felt a bit unloved because Jade Goody was getting all the attention so she split up from her skanky husband and then got back with him like 3 and a half hours later. Do you think she is mistaken in thinking anyone cares.

In between when Jade Goody was supposed to be dying and when she actually did, about 5 other people died.

This woman who was famous even though I haven’t heard of her cos I’m uncultured died skiing. This isn’t unusual but she died on a nursery slope. How do you manage that. I’ve never been skiing because I’m uncultured but I imagine it’s like stableizers on the bike. Impossible to hurt yourself. Well obviously it is.

U2 have an new album. I used to like U2 but the single wasn’t that great and Bono is very annoying. I haven’t bought the album but that’s just because I’m skint. Also Noel Gallagher has a charity album out. I’m not completely sure but I think it is a concert that has been put on CD. I don’t have it. I like Oasis more then I like U2 but I don’t like Liam Gallagher. Noel Gallagher is alright though.

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Kelly Clarkson has a new album out, full of stuff to make parodies out of. There are two versions that I saw in Tesco, a regular one and a deluxe one. I wanted to buy both, one for each hand but that would be dead sad so I just bought the regular one. That’s why I’m skint. I’ve spent all my money on a Kelly Clarkson Album. Oh well. This is so going to ruin my street cred,

I’ve literally just rambled on for ages just then. Sorry.

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