F00t Rubz

I am going to start up a gansta rap crew.  We are going to be called F00t Rubz.  I think I would make a shitey gansta rapper but theres nowt wrong with trying.  My gansta rap crew is gunna be massive.  It’l be like the So Solid Crew but even more thuggish.  My gansta rap name will be Lizzie Mafia and anyone who wants to join will have to choose a gansta rap name for themselves.  You can’t be called Dappy or Fazer or Tulisa cos they have already been taken by N-Dubz

(the swines)

((and yes I did have to go on wikipedia to find the names))

(((well actually just Fazer and Tulisa cos everyone knows the one with the hat is called Dappy cos he’s always on Never Mind the Buzzcocks)))

Also you will need Gansta Rap clothes.

To give you a bit of help in what the this, I have added a little guide to help.

LIZZIE MAFIA’S GUIDE TO THE FINEST GANSTA RAP ATTIRE

So basically we’re gunna need them big t-shirts and them hats.

Another type of hat that is very important is one like this:

I know it doesn’t look that kewl but acordding to N-Dubz this is GANSTA

LIZZIE MAFIA’S GUIDE TO THE FINEST GANSTA RAP ATTIRE

Now all that’s left to do to turn us into proper Gangstas is to fine tune all the dodgy bits.   I think we should all start talking like Westwood.

P-POW-POW  P-POW-POW

BRUP

We need to start listening to music like Bow Wow and Snoop Dog and Eminem and 5O Cent (GET UP)

I should probably learn how to spit lyrics or whatever aswell.

Oh, and this is Shanekqua..

Lizzie

P.S.  CHASE N STATUS, KA!

P.P.S   DAP TO THE Y!!