Lizzie’s Parodies

My Life Would Suck Without You - My Life Would Suck With the Flu

Co parodied by Hannah Last

I guess I’ve caught the virus

I think it’s gastric flu,

I guess this means I’ll take

40 days off school

This is so annoying,

Why is it always me

Who gets the stupid ilness,

Forever I will sneeze.

The snot is running down my nose, yeah

However much I try to blow, yeah

I need some neurofen,

And honestly,

My life, it sucks, with the flu.

Maybe I was stupid,

For thinking I’d be fine,

I should have had a flu jab,

This stupid cold of mine.

I really need a tissue,

I’ll get some from the loo,

My temperature is rising,

I don’t know what to do.

The snot is running down my nose, yeah

However much I try to blow, yeah

I need some neurofen,

And honestly,

My life, it sucks, with the flu.

My nose it is so blocked up,

It’s so uncomfortable,

I really need a tissue,

My nose I have to blow,

Oh yeah

……………………………………

The snot is running down my nose, yeah

However much I try to blow, yeah

I need some neurofen,

And honestly,

My life, it sucks, with the flu.

Originally by Kelly Clarkson

And the moral of the story is …..

Stay away from snotty people