2009

A lot has happened.  There is a new president.  That is very important cos he’s like King of the World because the USA is big or something (Mr Whelans assemblies are confusuing).

I find a lot of things confusing.

Chemistry.

Maths.

French.

Most subjects actually.

You are what you eat.  Sometimes I wonder what that womans been eating, probably like sweat or something.  I bet she smells

Madonna.  I reckon she smells of horse and Fish.  Shes like 90 but runs around in her pants.  Lovely. ??

The Ting Tings

Lady Ga Ga.  Ga Ga Goo Goo

Gossip.  When your a girl it is the rules to know all the gossip but gossip confuses me and i get mixed up so I just pretend I know when people are gossiping about gossip.

Mondays.  When I’m Priminister Lizzie of the world, I’m gunna get rid of Mondays.  Three day weekends and Monday willl be renamed Lizzieday.

DT.  I hate boxes, esspecially ones with nails in them.

Also in world news, I dunno who won Big Brother.  I reckon the people in there were more famous before they went in.

They got a new judge on Britains Got Talent.  Simon Cowell likes drooling over ladies, if I was him I would get my hair cut cos hes got no chance with that mouldy hair.  Then they got rid of the new judge.  What a twist!  I couldn’t contain my excitment.

Lizzie